u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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