Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I know her cup size but not her name....
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