my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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