Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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