I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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