You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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