Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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