so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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