there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
