god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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