there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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