hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Randomize
