She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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