I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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