Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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