was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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