Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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