Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
