Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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