My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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