My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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