??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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