going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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