I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
