Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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