I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
