So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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