I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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