I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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