It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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