I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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