last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
