I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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