I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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