Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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