I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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