the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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