i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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