is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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