when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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