Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I stole a fireplace last night.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
