You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Woke up backwards on a recliner
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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