Christians are straight up FREAKS
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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