this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
