You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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