I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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