My pussy is not your playground.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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