At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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