i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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