I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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