Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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