I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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