so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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