So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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