Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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