i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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