Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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