if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I could have mohawked her pubes.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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